Jameson "Speaks" out to the public

If you take the subway, most likely you've noticed Jameson whiskey ads. They're not very flashy, but they seem to be having a conversation with you. Jameson, like many advertisers know that most people sitting in subway cars try not to look directly at other people, so they divert their eyes to where the ads are placed. Those Jameson ads are quite funny as they make you feel like you are the only one in the train car at that moment, and what's even funnier is to see people smiling at Jamesons mental games.
Well, its the holidays and for some reason, people think it's a time to get wasted, so ads that speak to you and cause you to smile even if you're not in the mood, and well, you know what's gonna happen. So you've had a bad day and decide to go to a bar to get a drink. You spot a Jameson bottle and ask the bartender to pour you a huge glass, and you think to yourself, "it talked to me earlier, so at least I know it understands me." I'm sure there are AA meeting being held year round. Like Jameson cares anyway. They tell you to drink responsibly. Oh please! Alcohol messes up your thinking--so being responsible will be the last thing on your drunken mind.